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cock-holliday:

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

(via coffeeismyreasonforliving)

copywriteddad:

copywriteddad:

man this is like the worst year for tech and websites

discord is forcing a username change that no one wants, twitch nearly banned sponsored streams, imgur is banning NSFW and removing old pics, reddit is restricting their API usage and killing off all mobile apps, apple introducing some shitty overpriced AR headset, the amount of fuckups twitter is doing i cant even count on my own two hands its all becoming too much i hate technology i hate you silicon valley

(via highwaytohades)

camiliar:

gizmochipper:

evilwizard:

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

Werewolves are vocalists. What instrument could rival her beautiful howl?

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They’re in a band together

(via nudityandnerdery)

kleefkruid:

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under “no experience needed” and “no degrees needed” and it gave me a job opening for ‘dentist’. Like sure I’ll have a go, give me the pliers

(via phantomrose96)

vincentvangothic:

a compilation of some of my favorite answers from brendan hunt’s AMA

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about ted and rebecca:

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moniquill:

thesituation:

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ¼ of your income.

(via haberdashing)

hollowboobtheory:

gummiebun:

hollowboobtheory:

unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”

I personally think people need to understand that if someone hasn’t wronged you or anyone else, you should NOT dislike them. You don’t have to like them; just remain neutral.

nope! this is the kind of attitude the leads to you picking apart every little thing a person does digging through their past for dirt and problematizing everything about them, exaggerating harm, assuming the worst about them, putting words in their mouth, etc, to justify the fact that you simply don’t vibe with them when the truth is that you will not get along with everybody you meet in life and it’s extremely possible to be civil to someone you don’t like. you don’t have to be friends with everybody its fine. it’s certainly nicer than falsely accusing them of some heinous shit rather than admit that you’re not some Disney princess who’s never had an unfairly mean thought in her life and loves everybody and sings with little birdies and is never bitchy or irritable. sometimes you get annoyed for stupid reasons and understanding that your personal feelings about a person aren’t necessarily related to their morals or worthiness as a human being is the first step to being a civil adult.

(via haberdashing)

to-draw-time:

to-draw-time:

Wild how the queer community has been fighting tooth and nail for generations to have some semblance of inclusion and just the desire to not be beaten, arrested, or killed for existing.

Then there is less than 10 years of policies put in place to help us start being treated more humanely and the Conservative party is like “Actually we rather you die again” openly and proudly.

Wild how allowing ppl to live has made them so angry and more open about their fascism.

Meanwhile half of the younger queers online are too preoccupied with terminology and gatekeeping fandom engagement while our country actively works to eradicate the community honing social media to propagate propaganda.

It is going to sound mean and im not gonna sugarcoat it:

Telling other lgbtqia members that using the term “queer” is problematic and bad is more aligned with conservative’s views of hiding and destroying queerness. When you get that gatekeeping towards your own community you are making it easier to break us apart.

(via haberdashing)

probablybadrpgideas:

Poll: Call of Cthulhu, why are you calling him?

Need a lift to the airport

Help moving

Need someone to pick me up

Grab a drink

Movie night

Got a spare ticket to Eldritch-Con

Bootie call

Wrong number

Prank call

He left his stuff at your house

See Results

(via fatsexybitch)

amalgamationss:

i was yelled at today about this but

how do you pronounce “OP” (as in Original Poster)?

opp (correct way)

O-P (what the hell)

other (please say in tags)

See Results

example phrase: “OP delete this post”

(via fatsexybitch)

moniquill:

thesituation:

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ¼ of your income.

(via fatsexybitch)

kiaras:
“natalieironside:
“lightandfireandsunhavegone:
“agro-carnist:
“talking to outdoor cat defenders like
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tbf in some places, none of those other things are as much of, or even a little bit of a problem. like the UK, for instance. I won’t speak...

kiaras:

natalieironside:

lightandfireandsunhavegone:

agro-carnist:

talking to outdoor cat defenders like

tbf in some places, none of those other things are as much of, or even a little bit of a problem. like the UK, for instance. I won’t speak to the situation in the rest of europe, but the UK certainly is the ideal place for outdoor cats.

They don’t have wildlife or ecosystems in the UK, I suppose

Or cars or humans or parasites. What a utopia.

(via fatsexybitch)

liberalsarecool:

soberscientistlife:

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Impeach Thomas

Investigate. Impeach.

(via fatsexybitch)

blackbeardskneebrace:

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blackbeardskneebrace:

hey don’t cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don’t cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

(via goth-miss-piggy)

bearybutch:

Artwork depicting a butch version of Barbie on a unicorn is shown. Barbie smiles at the viewer sitting atop the unicorn; she holds a large sword in her right hand, and waves a large lesbian flag behind her in her left hand. She is wearing full plate armour in rose gold, with multiple heart motifs along the edges and engraved in the different plates. White billowing sleeves and pantaloons are shown poking out from her elbow-down, or around her exposed knee area. She has two white belts on with rose gold clasps, and her armoured boots have white leather straps from pink heart holes keeping them in place. Her knight’s helmet has breathing holes which are heart-shaped, and her armoured gauntlets have similar motifs. On her torso armour, three pins are shown - a trans flag, a carabiner, and a pink labrys axe with heart holes. Barbie herself has white skin with freckles, bright blue eyes, and curled blonde hair peeking out under her helmet. Her sword is light blue with a blue butterfly on the hilt, as well as multiple pink heart motifs and metallic curved accents around the hilt. Her unicorn is a soft orange colour with white heart patches, deep brown eyes, a horn in the gradient colours of the lesbian flag from pink to orange, and has a curly light rosy pink mane. It is wearing a light brown saddle. The background is blue, with pink petals floating in the wind in the negative space. The flag looks as if it is also rippling in the wind behind Barbie. The image is framed with curved pink motifs in the corners, and a light pink frame. The image is overlaid with a fine noise to make it look as if it is vintage. In a version of the image, Barbie is shown with a speech bubble that reads “Barbie says ‘Happy LDOV!’” in pink text.ALT

Happy LDOV from Butch Barbie! Have a lovely day celebrating lesbianism 🧡🤍💘